Salutations my strange little minions!
The dictionary is wrong, there are an infinite amount of definitions for both weird and normal... and each one of our names are printed under both...

You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway” - Walt Disney

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unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

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supernaturallybenedicted:

trogdorthe-burninator:

joleredon:

myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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The Fan fictions
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The fans

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my life seems to depend on this post 

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humorful:

if you’re cute and we’re not dating I’m gonna need a 6 page essay on why not and a 10 page apology letter afterwards

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nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

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Marcel Pagnol (via larmoyante)

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The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.
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Neil Gaiman (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway.
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irwinhat:

michaelis-adicktoluke:

louist—1d:

I think Ashton Irwin is actually Troy Bolton…

that made my day

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taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes

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